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How to Defend Youself from Fresh Fruit:
Instuctor: "How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless."

Student: "Suppose he's got a bunch."

Instructor: "Shut up."

Second Student: "Suppose he's got a pointed stick."
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ROFLMAO...a bunch he said...LOL...

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drchase
Dec. 5th, 2003 06:08 am (UTC)
Monty Python is the man collective.
natalie516
Dec. 5th, 2003 12:18 pm (UTC)
haha...isn't that funny...a bunch...lol...[Why the hell do I find that so funny? eh...*shrug*]
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