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Bob and the Bears

BOB AND THE BEARS
Bob was excited about his new rifle and
decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small
brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and
he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was
a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering
briefly, Bob decided to accept the alternative. So the black bear had
his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska
where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right
next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my
cousin and you've got two
choices: Either I maul you to death or I have sex with you." Again, Bob
thought it was better to co-operate with the grizzly bear than be mauled
to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob. Although he survived, it
took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely
outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the
grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments
later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find giant
polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit
it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?

Comments

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drchase
Oct. 24th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Haha..poor Bob :)
natalie516
Oct. 24th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
Is he? He knew what he was asking for... ;)
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